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...so yea i was playing the other day and a player by the name of '+plus smiley' was doin alright...he'd make a good DERKANERIAN...LOL, i mean shit id be good if any of the +plus guys jumped on board...except '+plus honeybun'..he's odd.

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:43 pm Post subject:

+plus honeybun you're still 'odd'.....

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:22 pm Post subject:

...yep you guessed it, you're still 'odd'...LOL!!!!

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:

mmmm now you smell odd!!!

LOL how many views is this stupid thread gonna get!!! HAHAHHAHA

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject:

ooohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhhh honeybun!!!!!

lol Laughing

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject:

i noticed the view count wasn't increasing that steadily anymore in this thread, so i decided to add some "content"........+plushoneybun, i challenge you to a dual!!! You chicken shit monkey, im calling you out!! I wanna rub some creme-caramel on your pretty white fur...

...but seriously dude, you're still odd...those pics of you and your sister...i aint going there!!!
Twisted Evil

Church · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

5 posts by one man you must be bored

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject:

wrong...5 posts by a faaaarkeen aaaaniimmmaaall!! LOL!!!! Very Happy

...uduunnoo wat it is, but that +plushoneybun really shits me, so much so the yella bastard made it at the top of the "WEEAAAKKK" list...

Church · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:13 pm Post subject:

Right.

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject:

there's no right or wrong church, its the way it is, like the colour of the sky or the hair on the back of my neck, it just is....the way i see it, its the same theory as the orange....thats perfection right there, its orange so they called it orange...+plusHoneybun is odd so i call him odd, it just is...

Confused

he needs to add a new prefix "[ODD]+plusHoneybun"

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject:

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...i wanna cut his mother Twisted Evil

TickTick · Site Admin Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 814

Chill HoneyBunny....

LOL sorry, had to add the line from Pulp Fiction.... Confused

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject:

...+plusHoneybun...you know what im gonna do with that gapping hole i cut in your mother 8=======>......

Twisted Evil

...yes i am a sick fuck!!!! Twisted Evil

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:28 am Post subject:

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after a bit of friction...i think id love to sing a song to ur mother +plusHoneybun...and it goes a little something like this.....
oohhhhh honeybun's motha, how id love to lay you dooown, and lick every inch of your body with my tooonguee honeybun's muuuum, ur my sexual fantasy, how bout u and meeeee get it together and make sweeeeet loooooove!!!

.

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:18 am Post subject:

+plusHoneybun, where are you my love child.....? I long to touch your moist spot!!!

...and for the rat fairy that posted under his name…u've been taken off the weeaak list and put on someones wedding list...lol!!!!

…the pain is too much…I cant stand the lies….i just wanna speak to my child!!!! +plusHoneybun, speak to me!!! Me and your mum had something special, and I wanna honor my promise to her…to teach you how to play bofers!!!

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject:

Plushoneybun, you leave me no choice…you will be culled along with all your other disease ridden brethren…

….i joke, first I’ll digitally fondle you…then cull you

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject:

i seriously dont think he understand the gravity of the situation...he's just been inducted into the DERKA family....he is a reeeaaal man now!! I still want to touch him though....ooohhhh soooo soft...it makes me soooo hard Twisted Evil

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:45 am Post subject:

i wanna make slippers from his fur...and soup from his entrails....and key ring from his foot...

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

nothing goes to waste YAMUM, nothing....not even the shit left over in his guts!!!

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject:

you know what SirJon, you raise an interesting and valid point...there should be less wastage in the world…lets all try and recycle our rubbish, even take it a step further and don’t use plastic bags…we can all learn a lesson from “ReRe” reee!!

http://www.romefloydrecycles.org/

check out the site for handy hints, haaaaappy times!!

TickTick · Site Admin Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 814

you seriously are in need of some serious boning, you bored carnt

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:41 pm Post subject:

…I don’t understand bomber, recycling is important, surely you can understand this!! If we can all do our small bit, we can change the world…just think of the green leaves and tomatoes…mmm…bomber just do your bit, thats all mother-nature asks...

ChuckNorris · Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:39 pm Post subject:

i swear you guys a fucking nuts.

if you really want to increase the chances plus will see this thread post a link in their own forums or a place they frequent.

go on ....do it i dares ya.

just remember the Porch Monkey incident

ChuckNorris · Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject:

NOOBS

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject:

...[DERKA]+Plus HooonneeeyyyBuuunnn i see you!!! Asta jokes, you can't hide from me...

i bet they're already reading this and making sandwiches...i heard thats what they like to do at their lan parties...from tomatoe and salami to spam and cucumber...oohh they go craaazzzzy...rock on +Plus boys, you're my heroes...