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[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject: lara bingle...?

undunno, everyone harps on about how nice she is...i dont get it, she looks like a 13 year old trailer park, bruised shin, buck kneed, buck toothed, duck footed, hunched back, pale skinned, bogan, fat checked preteen...i dont see the fascination with this bird...no shiet, i've seen better looking gypsies than her...what do yas reckon???

[DERKA]SirGeo · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject:

you didn't exactly pick the best photo of her.. but yeah.. she's alright...

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject:

NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAHHH MMMMMAAAAAAANNN
i'd rather go [aus]shootmepls in a dark alley than that scrag!!!

[DERKA]SirGeo · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject:

how dark is the alley.. it would have to be very dark... and you be very drunk...

TickTick · Site Admin Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 814

Nah man, Lara Bingle looks like a baboon crossed with a dingo.
I wouldn't do her with your dick SirGeo...even with 50 dingas on

[DERKA]SirGeo · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject:

You're both on the drugs..

i think the +plus boys rattled ya brains...

-=AVF=-KillerBear · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:27 pm Post subject:

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE WARNED HER BOUT THAT MACK TRUCK THAT PARKED ON HER FACE

IF THE ALLEY NOT DARK ENOUGH GET 2 PAPER BAGS ONE JUST IN CASE HERS FALL OFFF

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject:

hahahhahahahhahahha!!

might as well put some glad wrap around her head, to make sure you hear none of her dribble!!!

-=AVF=-KillerBear · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

if that much of a pig hog tie her stuff apple in her mouth that will keep her quiet

ChuckNorris · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject:

you guys are to picky, it used to be ransak the town and shag any woman you see.

now its like - "shes to ugly to shag"

farking homos all of ya

-=AVF=-KillerBear · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject:

didnt say wouldnt do her just suggested ways to do em all
at the end of the day there is always beer goggles

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:29 am Post subject:

-=AVF=-KillerBear · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

OK THINK MIGHT NEED A KEG FIRST B4 I DO HER

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:56 pm Post subject:

lol...all i need is some wine, a nice candle light dinner and with any luck, i might...i repeat i might, get some action with helga!!!

-=AVF=-KillerBear · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject:

oh they selling wine by the vat now

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:19 am Post subject:

hahahhaa, true, you would need a whole vinyard worth!!!

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject:

...thought id post an update of her deformed head, bulldog droopy checks, buck teeth, along with a skin rash on her chest...great rack though...lol...

[DERKA]SirJon · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:13 am Post subject:

....she's still busteeeeiiid!!!